Welcome to Krypton

axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

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creativehouses:

Gold leaf ceilings and Persian Carpets in London, UK Source: wildjezza (reddit)

creativehouses:

Gold leaf ceilings and Persian Carpets in London, UK

Source: wildjezza (reddit)

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

officialwhitegirls:

on a scale of 1 to painting the invisible boat mobile how good is your idea image

neighborhoodfreakk:

Me: *at a white persons house*
Friend: my moms making dinner.. Spaghetti with ketchup
Me: my mom said I gotta come home right now immediately

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

missdoodle:

mydollyaviana:

Haha wow

oh my god

missdoodle:

mydollyaviana:

Haha wow

oh my god

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

(via faliha101, voqn)